What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 03:22
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Ford Stock Rises After Strong May Sales. The Pain Is Coming. - Barron's
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
Is heroin really as good as people say it is?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
Retinal prosthesis woven from tellurium nanowires partially restores vision in blind mice - Phys.org
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.